In a grim future, only one man can save us. Well, he's not actually a man...
Once upon a time, our most noble and heroic dwarf, Captain A. Grimbeard, awoke from a night of drinking, fighting and all around merriment and found himself one thousand years in the future. Now, laser cannons, robots and the like are all well and good, but the part that struck our hero in the –uhh, wrong way was that the entire world was ruled by the most detestable creatures ever to walk this planet: the dang elfs! Oh, and did I mention that every dwarf in existence was somehow wiped off the crust of this world by those aforementioned scoundrels?
Well, not every dwarf.
Captain Grimbeard, with vengeance in his heart and curses in his beard, has set sail to build an army of his own and seek some payback against the elfs.
Grab a pint or three and enjoy the Tales of the Last Dwarf.